Another Child for Scientology

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http://peopleconnection.aol.com/red-pill/celebrity-gossip/hot-topics

According to these sources and many other semi-reputable gossip blogs, Katie Holmes is more than likely pregnant! And to this, what do I have to say?

Shit...

Basicly, I was really really hoping that she would seperate from Tom Cruise, take Suri, and run back to her Catholic family and live a happy life away from Mr. Xenu. Nicole Kidman was able to get away while she still had a soul, I was hoping Katie would learn from ex Mrs. Cruise. This is a definite issue for me because...well...

It's freakin' Tom Cruise.

I am going to tell you now that I do not much like Trom Cruise for any of the things he represents or stands for. He berated Brooke Shields for taking post-natal pills for anti-depression that some women recieve after giving birth; I personaly believe that these are great because a chemicaly imbalanced mother is never a good thing to have (just watch news) and it was not like Shields was abusing it or has checked herself into Promises ever. I actually believe Shields to be a very responsible woman because of the life she has had, fate knows anyone would either crack or be wonderful after that kind of going ons. He FREAKED out on the Today Show and Oprah, went ape-shit on several other hosts. I personaly believe Scientology is a load of who-ha and I...am definitely deviating from what I really want to tell you.

Does this look like a man who should be allowed to father innocent and fragile beings who, when they grow up, could greatly influence the world by either money, power, fame, charity, or something else or all of the above? Really, answer me truly. And do NOT give me the, "Well, you see, he was under stress" and blah blah blah. B.S.!>! Do you know who was under stress? Katie. Katie had to give birth to a child without a PEEP! Do you see her freaking out on Oprah or anyone else? No, you don't.

Sources say that they overheard Mrs. Cruise talk to Mrs. Jada Pinket Smith (Will Smith's wife) about having recently gone infant clothing shopping. When Jada asked her what color, Katie just smiled, giggled and said, "Blue."

A boy? Suri is definitely a girl...albeit a very Asian looking girl (that is very interesting how that turned out) so an heir to Scientology? More than likely. This would probably be a definite good thing since Tom Cruise has recently (three or so months ago) been named resident Xenu of earth. For those of you who do not know what this entails, this puts him on the same rung as Jesus. Tome Cruise is to Scientology as Jesus is to Christian religions. Now, if any of you...ANY OF YOU...believe me to be wrong on this analogy, give me a Scientologists who disreguards thsi remark and I will make an adendum...maybe.

Hopeful news: Katie had recently been seen wearing a ring that signifies singlehood. She has had it almost up to her pupils with Scientology but she is still "oh so very much in love with Tom." Personaly, I hope she takes the idea she's been toying with, forgetting Tom and running far far away, and runs far far away.

Belated Father's Day Blog

Well, this past Sunday, how did you celebrate your father's day?

Mine was...not exactly with my father. I spent the night at a friend's house, staying up all night to play Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess on her Wii console and then heading to work later that day. I, however, was able to spend a couple of hours with my father at a local chinese restraunt and was able to talk to him about my going off to college. I am very lucky that my father is truly understanding of my nature and has tried to be in every aspect of my life since I was six (mom was pretty much the only parental aspect in my life before then) and that he can comfort me when I'm crying and jump up and down with me when I'm laughing/ecstatic or whatever...overall, I am one lucky girl and I thank him wholeheartedly for that every chance I get.

So, my dad had a great father's day, you know who had a better belated father's day?

Tiger Woods.

Yes, Mr. Tiger Woods is a proud father of a beautiful (I think, I hope the baby is beautiful) girl. Sam Alexis Woods was born early Monday and has made the entire year so much brighter for Woods.

If you haven't been keeping up with the news on this golf prodigy, Woods lost his father in May, whom he was very close with. Earl Woods was very kind to his son and pushed him to be who he is today, reminded him that he should always be humble and should be nice to others, to stay grounded, and to remember how good life can be to those who deserve it. Tiger Woods left the golfing world for some time in May but came back to try and go on with his life and just this past Sunday, came in second at the U.S. Open. He had a chance at being first but a long ranged putt didn't pick up for him.

So congratulations to Mr. Tiger Woods, a baby girl is just what he needed. I'm not quite sure what it is about children for some people but no matter how crappy life is for them...a burbling baby just makes it so much better. I guess it has to be left for those more paternal people because let me tell you...the down and dirty things like changing diapers and whatnot...not my thing.

However, now that I'm off my tangent, I say:

HAPPY BELATED FATHER'S DAY TO ALL THE FATHERS OF THE WORLD!

For all those men who have/will recieve "You're Number 1" "Best Dad" "Coolest Dad" etc. type things...your children, partners, and more than likely parents as well...are very proud of you.

Keep up the good job!

Classic Dame You Wished You Had

One Hepburn is on the same rung as the other...It goes with the name on the back of my letterman, heh.

Your Score: Katharine Hepburn

You scored 23% grit, 19% wit, 61% flair, and 7% class!

You are the fabulously quirky and independent woman of character. You go your own way, follow your own drummer, take your own lead. You stand head and shoulders next to your partner, but you are perfectly willing and able to stand alone. Others might be more classically beautiful or conventionally woman-like, but you possess a more fundamental common sense and off-kilter charm, making interesting men fall at your feet. You can pick them up or leave them there as you see fit. You share the screen with the likes of Spencer Tracy and Cary Grant, thinking men who like strong women.

Find out what kind of classic leading man you'd make by taking the The Classic Dames Test written by gidgetgoes on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test